Ooo, this CAN'T be good. :)

Sales of Spam — that much maligned meat — are rising as consumers are turning
more to lunch meats and other lower-cost foods to extend their already stretched
food budgets.

Sales of Spam Rise as Consumers Trim Food Costs

St. Peterburg Communist Party chief Sergei Malinkovich told Reuters:

"They will go to the cinema and will be sure that in 1957 we made trouble for
the United States and almost started a nuclear war."

"It's rubbish ... In 1957 the communists did not run with crystal skulls throughout the U.S. Why should we agree to that sort of lie and let the West trick our youth?"

Indiana Jones makes Russian communists see red